Most Beautiful Bottom in the World

Brazil’s Melanie Nunes Fronckowiak (R) and France’s Saiba Bombote pose after they won the female and male final of the “Most Beautiful Bottom in the World” competition in Paris November 12, 2008.

Jessica Simpson should go easy on the collagen!

A pouty Jessica Simpson leaves Katsuya restaurant in West Hollywood after dining with her girlfriends. Amid rumours that Jessica is pregnant, the singer covered her stomach with a large black handbag as she walked from the restaurant to the car.

Robert Pattinson attends the premiere of his new movie Twilight

Robert Pattinson walked the red carpet last night for the world premiere of Twilight where he was reportedly deafened by 50 bajillion screaming teens who thought it’d be cool to scratch their necks all up to simulate a vampire bite. Ha ha. That’s our future, folks. I’m drowning myself in the tub. Us Magazine reports:

“They all just scream at me and now it just kind of feel like my job,” said Pattinson, who joked with MTV News that he’d gone “completely deaf” at the premiere.

Just the other day, Pattinson realized, “there were some girls who had scratched … the side of their necks so [they were] freshly bleeding when they came up to get a signature.

“They were like, ‘We did this for you.’ I didn’t know what to say. ‘Um, thanks guys?’”

Jesus, whatever happened to good ol’ fashioned getting high in your parents basement? If I ever had a daughter and she did something like this, I’d tell her she’s adopted. Of course, later on, I’d have to buy her a pony so she doesn’t stab me in my sleep. See? This parenting thing’s not so tough.

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Gwyneth Paltrow & A-Rod: Is it the apocalypse?

Alex “A-Rod” Rodriguez really wants to get inside Madonna’s sarcophagus because here he is at the grand opening of Fountainebleu last night schmoozing with Gwyneth Paltrow. Ah, yes, the ol’ “get in good with the best friend” maneuver. Guys, if you can win over your lady’s friends, she’ll do anything for you - except have a threesome even though you just spent two hours picking out curtains. Is it because I liked the blue ones? I can change!

Author: The Superficial

Sarah Jessica Parker: Stylish in the City

While her hubby Matthew Broderick was busy getting a workout at the gym, Sarah Jessica Parker was spotted roaming around Manhattan on Friday afternoon (November 15).

The Carrie Bradshaw actress kept things casual-yet-stylish, donning a puffy grey ribbed jacket with matching purse while doing her best to avoid eye contact with the pursuing paparazzi.

Meanwhile, it seems as if SJP’s “Sex and the City” co-star Kim Cattrall jumped the gun in announcing that there will be a sequel to the hit TV show turned movie.

Responding to Cattrall’s announcement, Parker told press, “I’m thrilled to know Kim is excited, but all the deals are not yet done. With ‘the wind on our heels,’ we hope to make it a reality.”